SOUTHERN FRIED WEENIE
I'm a really southern weenie dog. My mommy makes turnip greens and cornbread. It is very, very good. She pours some of the juice (pot "likker") over crumbled cornbread and I would kill anyone that tries to take it away from me.
It tastes so good that I'll even eat the dog food she cleverly hides underneath it.
posted by babbles @ 5:42 PM
4 Comments:
Truly made me hungry reading your little narrative here. I envy you, little southern weenie dog!
Way before I was born, my mommy had a rottenweiller named Shiner Bock. She is always throwing it up to me how sweet and gentle he was. When my parents split, my mommy couldn't have a dog and then she thought she would get something little that she could handle, like me. Now she says be careful what you wish for.
Hey babbles, Elvis here.
I am a real chow hound, but my mommy won't let me have anything but chicken, cheese and vegetables.
I want some ice cream and cookies!
Yeah, I want everything my mommy eats, but mostly chocolate. I know when she eats it, she can't fool me. She claims it would kill me, but I think she is just selfish.
Guess what I chased today.
Heidi
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