STRANGE LITTLE DOG

I HAVE A STRANGE LITTLE DOG. WHEN I LEFT THE HOUSE ONE MORNING OVER THE WEEKEND, I LEFT HEIDI WITH MY GRANDSON. I ASKED HIM WHAT SHE DOES WHEN I'M NOT HOME. HE SAID SHE HID BEHIND THE RECLINER ALMOST THE WHOLE TIME I WAS GONE. NOW THIS IS THE SAME LITTLE WEENIE THAT WAS SO SPLAYED OUT ON THE COUCH, SO HE COULD RUB HER TUMMY, THAT I WAS ASHAMED FOR HER.