BRAVE ME

I WAS VERY BRAVE TONIGHT. MY MOMMY WAS GOING TO THE STORE VERY, VERY LATE AND AFTER DARK, TOO. SUDDENLY THERE WERE FLASHING LIGHTS RIGHT BEHIND US. MY MOMMY PULLED OVER TO THE RIGHT LANE TO LET THE POLICEMAN BY, BUT HE STAYED RIGHT BEHIND US. IT WAS VERY EXCITING. SHE HAD TO PULL OVER TO THE SHOULDER. SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE HAD DONE WRONG BECAUSE SHE DRIVES LIKE A GRANDMA.
WHEN THE POLICEMAN CAME TO THE WINDOW, I TRIED TO SCARE HIM OFF, BUT HE JUST LAUGHED AND CALLED ME A WEENIE.
MY MOMMY'S LIGHTS WERE OFF BY HER LICENSE PLATES AND HE COULDN'T READ HER TAG. IT'S A GOOD THING HE ONLY GAVE HER A WARNING. I WOULD HATE TO THINK WHAT I MIGHT HAVE DONE TO HIM IF HE GAVE MY MOMMY A TICKET.