HOUNDS DON'T WEAR PINK

They especially don't wear pink with a handle on it! On top of that, as you can see, I am in jail! Why I ask you? Why oh why? I have been perfect in every way, but still here I am in a cage. Not only that, here are my toys penned up too. Now they are inanimate objects, so what could they do wrong? Help right a wrong and break me out of here now!