WHERE'S THE DOG?

I HEAR PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT A CUTE LITTLE DOG AROUND ME. THEY COME IN MY HOUSE AND SAY, "WHAT A CUTE LITTLE DOG". WHERE IS THIS DOG? WHY CAN'T I SEE IT? WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? I MIGHT LIKE IT AND PLAY WITH IT IF ONLY I COULD FIND IT.