WRITER'S BLOG

I think my Mommy had writer's blog for awhile. I tried to encourage her by doing cute and not so cute things for her to write about, but nothing happened. I feel ashamed I wasn't able to help her in her time of need.

MY COAT

My mommy is cold today, so I have to wear my coat. I look and feel like an armadillo in it. Check out my pictures on 12/30/05. I'd put a picture of it here, but Mommy forgot how to post the pictures. One day she can and the next day she can't. "Must be a software problem." That is an inside family joke. My family was in the computer hardware business before I was born. I'll give her one more chance to try, but I don't promise anything.

HEIDI A.K.A.

My main, or given name is Heidi, however I have several more names that my mommy calls me: Pickled Puppy, Little S--t, Poopy Mouth, A--Hole, Sweet Precious Baby, Mommy's Little Baby, and on and on and on
Just between you and me, I don't think all these names are nice names. I think some of them are pretty bad. She calls me one name that I think might be allright, but, the way she says it isn't very nice.
She sometimes calls me the B word.

ALONE AGAIN

My mommy and I are all alone again and I am both relieved and sad. I am relieved because now only Mommy can watch what I do. Also, I can outrun her. But I am sad because my friend has gone back to school.

I WENT TO THE FARM

FINALLY!!! I went to the farm late today. Big deal!!!!! They didn't even let me out of the car. They didn't even get out of the car. All I saw was a really, really big yard with only one house. I also saw some big black and other colored creatures. They didn't scare me. They couldn't get to me because I WAS IN THE CAR!!!!!
Then I saw my uncle. I barked so he would notice me. He did. I could also hear some dogs barking so I barked and barked, but they never came around. I was excited because I heard my mommy say next time we came out, I could run around and see those other dogs.