EXCITING MORNING

I HAD AN EXCITING MORNING. I SNUCK OUT THIS MORNING WHEN MY MOMMY CAME HOME. I RAN TO THE TREES AT THE EDGE OF OUR PROPERTY. THERE WERE BIRDS IN THE TREES. I TRIED TO CLIMB THE TREES TO GET THEM. I RAN AROUND AND AROUND THE TREES BARKING, BUT THEY WOULDNT COME DOWN AND PLAY. MY MOMMY HAD A VERY HARD TIME GETTING ME CAUGHT. SHE FINALLY PLAYED DIRTY, OPENED THE CAR DOOR, SAID GO, AND LIKE A SUCKER, I JUMPED IN. THEN I GOT TO RIDE AROUND THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD. I'M NOT SURE WHO WON THIS CONTEST. I THINK MAYBE IT WAS A DRAW, BUT I DID GET A RIDE.

NEGLECTED

I NEED TO REPORT A CASE OF SEVERE NEGLECT. MY MOMMY IS NOT PAYING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION. OH SURE, SHE TAKES ME TO THE NURSING HOME MORE THAN USUAL, AND TAKES ME TO MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE, BUT SHE ISN'T HOME WITH ME AT NIGHT. I HAVE TO SLEEP AFTER SHE COMES HOME IN THE MORNINGS. SHE KNOWS I SLEEP BETTER ON HER LAP. I HAVE HEARD TALK MY GRANDMOTHER IS HURT AND MY MOMMY HAS TO STAY WITH HER AT NIGHT, BUT I THINK I SHOULD COME FIRST. WHAT DO YOU THINK?????????

MY BAD!!

YEAH, I WAS VERY VERY BAD. MY MOMMY WAS EATING CHICKEN LIVERS AND GAVE ME JUST A LITTLE TINY BIT. I KNEW THERE WAS MORE. SO LATER, WHEN I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO THE KITCHEN, I RAN AND STOOD BY MY FOOD BOWL. SHE POINTED TO MY BOWL AND SAID "EAT DOG FOOD". AS SHE LEFT THE KITCHEN, I RAN AND HIT HER WITH MY PAWS ON THE BACKS OF HER LEGS. THEN I RAN IN FRONT OF HER AND BARKED AT HER. I HAD TO, I DIDN'T LIKE TO, BUT WHAT ELSE COULD I DO TO TELL HER I NEEDED MORE LIVER. I THINK I AM IN THE DOG HOUSE AGAIN.