INVASION

HELP, MY HOUSE IS BEING OVERTAKEN BY LOUD MONSTERS. FIRST THERE WAS THE VACUUM. THAT WAS A REAL TERROR. MADE ME HIDE BEHIND THE RECLINER. THEN, THERE WAS THE SWEEPER. IT WASN'T QUITE AS LOUD, BUT YOU GUESSED IT. THE ONLY SAFE PLACE WAS BEHIND THE RECLINER. NOW TODAY, IT WAS A CARPET STEAM CLEANER. MY MOMMY HAS HINTED IT IS MY FAULT WE HAD TO GET THE THING. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY. SHE BETTER WATCH OUT. THERE IS NOT ROOM FOR BOTH OF US IN MY SAFE PLACE. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THESE HORRIBLE MONSTERS TAKE OVER.
THERE ARE ALSO MONSTERS IN THE KITCHEN, THE DISHWASHER AND THE VENT-A-HOOD. THEY DO HAVE THE DECENCY TO STAY IN THEIR PLACE. THEY DON'T MOVE AROUND. SOMEBODY TELL MY MOMMY WE ARE IN GRAVE DANGER.